Rain, Rain Go Away... NOW!!!

It is April in Ohio. This does mean rain, after all: April Showers Bring May Flowers. All I have to say is that there had damned well better be a HUGE flower show in the wings. It is typical here to get around 2.5 inches of rain in April. So far we've had over 7 inches of the wet stuff. I am used to my back yard being under water in some places, and just "squishy" in others. It is 90% under water the rest is way more than "squishy". The front yard is "squishy". Consequently even if this stops falling from the sky God only knows when (if) I will be able to mow it. And you MUST mow the lovely green stuff (and the weeds thank you) because of a few things: The neighbors appreciate it and I am the VP of the neighborhood association, The City's code enforcement people have rulers and they aren't afraid to use them and we are approaching the limited height, If it gets much taller the mower is not going to be able to cut it, and I do not have a ...